George Michael

I'm so tired of all these men, these sex crazed robots. I feel like a dog in heat, constantly trying to shake them off my leg. They're mutts, dirty, horny, good for nothing mutts. Now I'm not necessarily saying all men are this way, but a good majority fit under this category. I feel like I'm giving off some sort of "DO ME" scent. Unlike the once popular George Michael song, "I Want Your Sex", I DO NOT WANT YOUR SEX. Now quit trying to get into my trousers and get off my leg!